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{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of award did the dentist receive?","punchline":"A little plaque.","id":250}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer go to therapy?","punchline":"They had too many unresolved issues.","id":444}
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