{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
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Maashorst is a municipality in the south of the Netherlands, formed from the merger of Landerd and Uden. The municipality came into existence on 1 January 2022. The name Maashorst refers to the nature reserve of the same name, which lies between the various village centres. The eastern part belongs to the region of De Peel.
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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the tomato blush?","punchline":"Because it saw the salad dressing.","id":334}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Where do programmers like to hangout?","punchline":"The Foo Bar.","id":17}
{"type":"standard","title":"Godzilla Junior","displaytitle":"Godzilla Junior","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2656265","titles":{"canonical":"Godzilla_Junior","normalized":"Godzilla Junior","display":"Godzilla Junior"},"pageid":2116787,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/22/Baby%2C_Little%2C_Junior_Godzilla.jpg/330px-Baby%2C_Little%2C_Junior_Godzilla.jpg","width":320,"height":142},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/22/Baby%2C_Little%2C_Junior_Godzilla.jpg","width":474,"height":210},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284170997","tid":"7fee98a4-127e-11f0-b198-79fa4c58712e","timestamp":"2025-04-06T00:31:37Z","description":"Godzilla kaiju","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla_Junior","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla_Junior?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla_Junior?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Godzilla_Junior"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla_Junior","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Godzilla_Junior","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla_Junior?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Godzilla_Junior"}},"extract":"Godzilla Junior also referred to as Baby Godzilla and Little Godzilla, is a kaiju which first appeared in Toho's 1993 film Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II.","extract_html":"
Godzilla Junior also referred to as Baby Godzilla and Little Godzilla, is a kaiju which first appeared in Toho's 1993 film Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II.
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