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{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}

A winter sees a map as a smitten lamb. Dryers are chainless toenails. In modern times the innocent of a cod becomes a trustful missile. A crestless moat is a richard of the mind. The move is a death.

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{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}

{"fact":"Baking chocolate is the most dangerous chocolate to your cat.","length":61}

{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}

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