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Royal Supermarket is the largest supermarket chain in Macau. It was founded in 1997 by Royal Group. Now, Royal Supermarket has 29 stores and 600 employees. In 2006, the 7th Royal branch, which is the largest supermarket in Macau with a floor space of 4,476m², has opened. For a decade, the store remained at 6 branches until 2006 when it began to expand to 30 branches. It sells both Chinese merchandise and imported goods. Royal Supermarket is a member of the Royal Group, a wholly owned subsidiary of Weng Fung Group. Royal Supermarket’s revenue in 2012 had a record of \"double-digit\" rate growing last year and that its share of the market had risen to about 30 percent.
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