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{"fact":"Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.","length":46}

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{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}

{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}

{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}

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{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}

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