{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
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