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Innerstate Music is a mixtape by the American hip hop group Nappy Roots, released July 31, 2007. Their first as independent artists, Inner state is an Internet mixtape/album which had been intended to precede The Humdinger until that album experienced several delays. \"Good Day\" is played in the 2016 film The Secret Life of Pets during the scene where a bunch of pets are partying in Buddy's apartment.
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