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{"fact":"The Maine Coon cat is America's only natural breed of domestic feline. It is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":143}
{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"fact":"A happy cat holds her tail high and steady.","length":43}
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